Sunday, April 9, 2017

Countryin' Me to Death  (written by D.Glaudell) 


So, who’s the little girl by the CD machine,
With the raven hair, and the tight blue jeans?
I think I fell in love with her on first sight
I think I could love her with all my might
But, then all my love just faded away,
When I heard the kinda music that she had to play…

(uh huh)

I went into a bar to get my band some work
I ended up talking to a red-neck jerk
He said “if you wanna make in our town,
You gotta play the country and keep it down”
I told him that’s just not our way…
Cuz it’s Stevie….  NOT Billy Ray. 

Ever since I was a tiny tot
I love the music when it really rocks
Led Zep, The Beatles and BOC
Even “the king” is rock to me…
So, if you wanna take me home,
Don’t hold your breath,  cuz baby….
You been a-countryin’ me to death

Well, all the women swoon for them country hunks,
But I don’t think they nuthin’ but punks
When the play all our old rock and roll songs…
They put the fiddle in the middle and
It all sounds wrong
I told him that’s just not our way
Cuz rock n’ roll…. It’s here to stay!

Ever since I was a tiny tot
I love the music when it really rocks
Led Zep, The Beatles and BOC
And BB King is rock to me…
So, if you wanna take me home,
Don’t hold your breath,  cuz baby….
You been a-countryin’ me to death

(Fiddle solo)

So, you can have your sad, sappy songs
About the whisky and the dog, and the one that done ya wrong
You gotta stop singin’ outta your nose…
You ain’t no cowboy, why you wear those clothes?
Play a little music that’s got rhythm and soul…
Just cut the…   
Ever since I was a tiny tot
I love the music when it really rocks
Led Zep, The Beatles and BOC
Even the Jackson 5 is rock to me…
So, if you wanna take me home,
Don’t hold your breath,  cuz baby….

You been a-countryin’ me to death

Friday, April 7, 2017

One Man's Minutiae is another Man's Manure...