Monday, September 28, 2009

5th leg of the Journey… Welcome Back to America!!







Started out 8:30 a.m.
Arrived: 4:20 p.m.
295.7 Miles
32.6 mpg
Gas: 25.00

As I was saying my trip back to America started out on a bad note. It was rainy, it was dark, it was dreary. It was Canada! (haha).

The way out of town from “Mount Royal” (thanks Gail, for that! I laughed about that a lot), was a maze of confusion. Honestly, with all my maps, GPS and guidance, I was still lost. Luck was on my side, however. I somehow just “happened” into the right highway exit…. And ended up on the right highway out of town. What a stroke of luck!!!

I was really laughing at myself how I managed to land like a cat on my intended targer. Whew!

I find it interesting that the closer I got to the US border, the clearer the weather. When I finally reached the Border station at a little town in Vermont, it was finally sunny and cool. The name of the place was appropriately called “Rock Island”.

The Border guard was much more agreeable on the way in, than the frosty lady in Michigan… He asked me for my Passport, and how long I was in Canada. He opened the tailgate to my car, to check for contraband. Then he handed me back my passport and said, “I hope you have a pleasant trip and thank you.” Wow. What a difference a Country makes.

Well, just over the border was a small Midwestern-ish town named “Derby” where I stopped for a good long time at a McD’s for a real US breakfast. I spent a good hour, reading my book and feeling better about finally coming back to my home in America.

Well, I girded myself for the quick race across three states and hoped that my next destination might be a little easier on my nerves. Well, it was a yes. And it was a no. The scenery in Vermont and New Hampshire were amazing. The colors on the trees are just now turning. Reds, yellows and lush, dark greens… along with sloping hillsides made fresh from the days of rain. So many post card pictures in the making!

Well, I decided that I had enough of crowded interstates with people either passing me like I was standing still or the bumper to bumper dance we’ve all become accustomed to on big highways. So I thought I would take a few side roads from Eastern Vermont and through New Hampshire.

Every time I think of New Hampshire, I think of that old black and white move I have called “The Devil and Daniel Webster”… Where only good NEW HAMPshire farm men grow good NEW HAMPshire wheat, Mary! It’s easy to imagine the first farmers and settlers that came here were devout believers in hard work, freedom, church and families. Not much has changed in 250 years, which I can tell by some of the old, old farmlands…

I entered New Hampshire without much fanfare, as I was traveling on a old country road that led me past “The Presidential Mountain Range”. I didn’t even know about it… but steeped in the low hanging clouds you could see Mount Washington, Adams and Eisenhower. It took me a while to recognize where I’ve heard of these mountains recently. This is the mountain range where several people, hiking have been murdered and left for dead. The beauty and the loneliness of the mountains in the distance, only gave me a chill as I remembered this.

I stopped in a tiny little burg just at the base of the mountains called Gorham for some gas and a soda… stopped at the “Faith Gas Station and grocery store” on the main drag. The very pretty young lady behind the counter (you paid for your groceries and gas at the same place), asked me for the “Pre-pay” amount. I told her ten dollars. Perhaps it was just that I was tired, but it seemed to me that she used both her hands to give me my change, and gave me a smile that could like up the mountainside. Wow.

As I headed out, I was opening the door for an elderly man that was carrying some supplies home. He thank me, and notice my car. He said, “oh, that’s a pretty classy looking car you got there. What is that called?”

We struck up a friendly conversation about cars and such… and I noticed he had one bad eye. He was probably 80 if not more so, but he was very friendly. He asked me where I was from. I told him, Wisconsin… land of cows and beer and Packers. He laughed and said, “Have you ever been to a little place up north called Antigo?”

Could have knocked me over with a feather. I said, yes… I had just been there weeks earlier. I told him that my folks used to take me fishing every summer on a little place called “Pickeral Lake”….and I’ll be danged if he didn’t know of the place! Well, we stood and talked for a good half an hour about the old north woods and fishing for “Pike” (the actual name for Pickerals’). Funny thing about angles, sometimes they look like old men.

Well, I headed East, into Maine… and then finally South toward the coast. Now, the stretches of roads in Maine where beautiful… EXCEPT.. it was obvious they were doing some major renovations on the winding highways there. And, they don’t fool around brother. Not like here, where they may close one side of the road.. no no no.. they literally take the road away, blast parts of the hills and you are traveling on dirt, mud, sand, rutted roads….bumper to bumper… at 3mph for stretches of 20 miles or more.

If my suspension is not wrecked before…it certainly is now.

The way into Portland was not as bad as I thought it would be, as I obviously snuck in from the rear, avoiding any of the really busy toll roads.

I found my motel easily and quickly, with little or no troubles at all. I was right downtown in old town Portland, Maine… and I had finally managed to take my car and myself from Coast to Coast.

Here, finally was the Atlantic Ocean! Ahoy!!!

Friday, September 25, 2009

4th Leg Across the Country of Lesser France....


Honestly, How I was to know? I mean, I’ve heard people say it… and even warned me about it…but, now I know how Canada is really French. Hey, I figured…it’s like America…where we accommodate everyone. (yeah, little laugh there)

Other languages can be difficult for anyone, I’m sure. But French is especially difficult. How about 3.4 km Sud - du - Ste-Angelina-monninor / Rue St. Ellen vers Delasuus / Bol. Rue Ashland ??? Go ahead and find THAT animal on the map, I dare you!

I did finally figure out the whole KM thing about 200 miles (er) Kilometers from Niagara Falls… It was a quick lesson in mathematics and equation solving. I couldn’t believe that petrol (gas) was ONLY 68 cents (Canadian) per Gallon….er…liter. Four liters is just a little bit more than 1 gallon. OH…hell!

Well, then I seemed to remember my stupid car was made in Canada….there has to be some digital way of figuring this out. Well, after fooling around on some of those display prompts on my speedometer… I reset my oil usage meter three times… I finally figured out I could use “other” for measurement! Wow.. my speedometer ran up from 60 to over 100 kph!! And suddenly, I could measure distance to go, liters left in the tank, everything. Technology to the Rescue!!! Yeah!!!

It still didn’t help me out with the road signs, though.

I was thinking I was going to find my hotel sometime around 4p.m. It turned cloudy and rainy and dark suddenly. And driving around in dark, rainy weather in Montreal…where I’m sure there is more construction on the roads than there really are roads. After some 20 (and I’m not joking here) detours around my destination.. I finally found the Lord Berri Motel located on Rue Berri Street (there are approx four of those with different spellings by the way) by 8:00 pm.

The only way I could find the place, was to use my (up until now) psychotic GPS unit. However, I must admit…. The thing performed perfectly, leading me deftly around what I would discover was the Montreal University (no wonder it was so confusing here!)… My room actually faced the “Main University Library”. I know this because I’m sure several of the shocked students got to see me in my birthday suit (there were no shades or drapes on the windows), as I got out of the shower.

Well, I asked about parking and the very well-coffered (Is that REALLY a Rolex you’re wearing?) desk manager informed me, “we’re all filled up on parking tonight.” Okay, then Jeeves ol boy, where do you suggest I park? Up your ass? (I didn’t say it…but I kind of wanted to)… He told me there is “additional parking” next to the hotel…however they charge 35 dollars (Canadian) per day… and the day starts at Midnight. So for the princely sum of 70 dollars I can park my car in a questionable part of the city on an above ground lot until check out time the next day at noon?

Wow…what a scam. But, at this point, what else could I do?

I must say that the parking attendant was very cool though. He laughed when I told him the story (Of course, I don’t think he spoke much English, so maybe he was just laughing at the funny way I pronounce stuff), and only charged me 25 dollars (American), for the whole night.

The hotel room? Well, I felt like I was suddenly stuffed into one of those strange Fellini French Films… all in black and white.. and young people… stick figure girls in short short tight black skirts, long black flowing hair, tiny breasts, and wearing a beret… the men all tall, tanned French men with zero abs, curly black hair and not a clue how to treat another human beings…aka: The woman they were romancing…. inhabiting the whole place… I was very tired, but I was determined to see a little of the city before I conked out.

I walked down the street, and I did find a small jazz club that a lot of people were walking towards. Up some questionable wooden stairs to a small, dingy and badly lit club… the music was really something… drums.. (just a snare, bass drum, one tom, and a lot of high hat)… stand up bass and piano… It was a little richy for my taste. Music a little over my head (beret?)… but again.. it was like watching some 1960’s film.. I nearly expected to see Maynard Krebs (if you were born before Gilligan’s Island, you’ll know who he is) in the corner with his bongos.

I found out that as long as I didn’t speak much, mumbled a lot to myself (I do that anyway), and paid for everything in Canadian money, no one would take a second look at me… I stayed for the better part of an hour… drank some very foul (yet, somehow tasty) French wine… and headed back to the motel room.

And what the heck is the idea that you eat your room service food, and then leave the remainders outside the door on the floor? Is that a French thing… or is that just a human pig thing? Doesn’t anyone think about rats or bugs?

Well, I got very little sleep that night. The noise from the air conditioner (if you could call it that… I would call it the out of tune, not-quite calliope), was not good.. if you shut it off the dingy room smelled of sweat and urine, and the next door neighbors were either having sex…or watching tv… couldn’t tell which, and the French wine was now burbling in my stomach.

I was up and out of there by eight the next morning.. the day started out as rainy and cool…and overcast skies.

I think that Montreal was way outside of my comfort zone. It’s one thing with the Canadian money, and the way the people absolutely HATED us American’s.. but, the language barrier, the non-accommodating traffic signs and the absolute foreign-nation of the place made me VERY happy when I finally crossed over the next day into America.

All this got me thinking of something though: Perhaps there’s a reason we are hated in other countries. You know, it’s not just the eight years of G.W. pushing everyone around like some yehaw cowboy. It’s the way we Americans perceive things too.

I saw a very funny commercial the other day on television with Wanda Sykes. She was playing like she was “the President” in a press conference. One of the reporters asked her is she could prove that she was of “Authentic American Heritage”, she replies; “Of course I’m American! I only speak one language and I REFUSE to learn the metric system!”

I saw plenty of evidence in only my two short days in another country of what has been termed “the ugly American”.. Maybe like everything else we seem to do lately, we’ve gone to extremes on how we treat others in other Countries.

I think I’m going to try and learn another language, or maybe more. It’s really a global world we live in, and by moaning and bitching that we…oh…have to push “English” on the ATM… we belittle ourselves. I’m willing to bet our ancestors did not have a great idea how to speak the native tongue either.

Well.. onward to the Coast!!!

Monday, September 21, 2009

3rd Leg of the Journey...


Well, I spoke too soon about my hotel room in Port Huron. Oh, my… gosh!! I figured it was Sunday night…right? What would be the odds anyone else would even be at this motel? Well, after changing rooms once because on no wireless access…and a green tinted television… I landed in room 112… right below… apparently… the frat party’s all night beer pong and orgy party. Young college kids having a house party right above my head!

It started sometime around 10p.m. local time.. bam! Slam… bang bang.. laugh. Laugh.. scream… bang some more.. thump thump thump! This continued unabated until 3 a.m. I turned on the wall air unit, but it still did not help. Finally, around 3:15 a.m. I went to the front desk and was very polite but very firm about the noise above me. The front desk lady understood, and shifted me to room 217. I did find sleep sometime around 3:30 am.. only to be awaked by the gentle pitter patter of some worker with a “saws all” one floor below me!

Man!!

I did get back to sleep and awake later than I figured I would.


The day was rainy a dreary, but at least I did get a few hours sleep.

Soon I was packed up and only 6 miles later, I was facing the US/Canadian border. Over the bridge… (1.50 for a toll), and wait in line to show a border official my Passport that I had so proudly attained months before, and just for this moment.

It’s true… the border guard lady was one tough and assuming bitch.
I guess the thing that really surprised me is when she asked me, “Why would you decide to come to Canada on a Monday and Tuesday?”
Wow… by the time she was done with me…I did feel like I had done something forbidden.. wrong.. It was pleasure. It was pleasure! I think it was? No. No… I swear I’ve never stolen anything but cigarettes and that was in 9th grade, and I swear it wasn’t for me.. it was for a friend that said he would pay me 10 dollars and a box of rubbers.. honest. PLEASE DON’T ARREST ME!!!

Bye. Bye. Is what she said (unsmiling) and handed my passport back to me. Whew!

The roads in Canada are pretty nice. One thing I noticed was the complete lack of roadside billboard type signs. No like in Arizona, where they have a sign advertising “Willy Billie Bob’s Chicken BBQ house and pancake house” every 100 yards.

Okay, a quick primer in metrics (something us Americans REFUSE to learn, I guess)… 100 km/h is about 62 miles per hour. The kilometer is just a little short of our mile. Maybe my GPS unit was not great on directions, but it did really help me learn a short lesson on digital mileage.

I arrived in Niagara Falls shortly before 4pm, and was surprised that I could find the hotel very quickly. The nice lady checked me in… I was surprised to find I was on the 10th (top) floor of the hotel!

Wow… pretty nice. It’s an older hotel, for sure.. but it’s pretty well kept.

A walk down the street to the falls. Pretty darn kitschy.. Not quite Las Vegas, but more so than Wisconsin Dells. Actually, very much like Wisconsin Dells. Ruby Tuesday; Hard Rock CafĂ©; Ripley’s Believe it or not; The horror museum; TGIFriday’s… it was a touristy paradise.

I spent 31 dollars (American) for a Philly Sandwich and a salad. I spent 13 dollars for a six-pack of “imported American Beer”. I guess I should have listened to Gail…

But, the one thing that no matter how much they try to “tourist up”, they still cannot take away the beauty and majesty of the falls. I think of it a little like the Wisconsin Dells boat trips. Sure. Sure…as some people think, they are kind of lame… (After all, the falls is just a big waterfall or two. The Grand Canyon just a big hole in the ground, etc etc)… But seeing the falls…. And feeling the constant humid spray from those falls reminds you the awesome power of nature.

What was even better was the falls at night. The lights on the falls gave the place an eerie, painting like feel. It was beautiful!

Tomorrow, I have a very long day of driving.. the next to longest of the whole trip… 8 to 9 hours of driving to arrive at the most northern point I’ve every been, Montreal.

I must say that I can see the American side of the falls from where I was at, and I sort of long for my own Country already…. I told myself that up until this point, it would be possible to turn back and scuttle back home in just a day or two. After this, this is no turning back.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

The second Leg of the journey…







Start from Ludington: 11:00 a.m.
260.4 miles
431.7 miles total (so far)
Arrived at Port Huron: 4:50 p.m.

Michigan is a land of confusion.. there are so many personalities of this state. First, it’s mostly known for Detroit, old world… 50’s and 60’s automobiles. Flint Michigan. Grand Funk Railroad. Bob Seger. Three chord, old school rock n’ roll. Motown. Tough as nails. Rust. Pig Iron and Steel.

But, there is so much more to Michigan than you think you do. For one, the state is nearly surrounded by water, the great lakes. It’s a rusty anchor, with Lake Michigan to its West, Lake Superior to its North Lake Huron on its Eastern flank, and even a little Lake Erie on the South East tip. I can see why this state was one of the great manufacturing states, so many ports of call.

But, there’s more: Fishermen. Divers. Merchant ships. And Sportsmen. And then there’s the Midwest charm of the place. They still love their long-suffering Lions (Who have not, as of this date, won a football game since near the end of the 2007 season), and who more than this state can boast the undeniable title of “Underdog”.

Then there are the big trees, and long forgotten dirt roads once used for the logging companies that made their businesses here. Hunting. Wow, I’ve seen so many hunting stores and places with guns that could easily shoot down a hundred deer without so much as a spurt. So much that just a place that’s dirt poor and not easily getting used to it. 15 percent unemployment (officially), but I see evidence it’s a lot worse than that.

I started off later than I usually do, as I lounged around the motel room. I took my time. Decided I was not going to eat until I got to Port Sanilac, facing big Lake Huron. Looked like a good place to stop.

Other cool stuff: I got to listen to “Tommy” (The Who) in its entirety. Listened to some great polka music. Heard the Packers Lost the game… arrrg. Oh, ate dinner at a nice little dive called “CJ’s” in Port Huron. Yes, I’m sure there is a CJ’s in nearly every small town in America. Great burger.. and the waitresses were hot. What else could you ask for?

The accident: Yes, there was an accident. No, it was not serious. No, I did not get hurt. No, the police did not get involved. Stupid, actually… I hurt my pride (and my front bumper) more than anything. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid! Still looking for a good place to purchase a refrigerator magnet, I stopped at what I thought was a nice spot on the corner of the highway, “Scott’s Quick Stop”.

I entered and was shocked to see it was also a gun sales store. And what guns! Jeesh! I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure I saw a couple AK47’s hanging on the wall with price tags on them. I still have to wonder, exactly what kind of animal would you be hunting with an AK47? Well, no magnets, so I bought an expensive diet coke and headed back out to the car. I drank the coke and took a small brake leaning against my car.

I got into the car, and was attempting to turn left onto the roadway from the parking lot. I turned left at the first open opportunity, and suddenly a highway sign pole was in front of me. I ran it over and heard an awful sound a screeching metal against plastic (my bumper) . The sign fell over with a thud on the roadway. I immediately stopped the car and backed up.

I could see several witnesses to the accident, as I weighed my options… do I just leave and pretend I didn’t do it? Dicey at best. No. I decided I would do the honest thing and go into the store and ask to call the police.

I talked to a very nice dispatch lady, and she asked for my cell phone number. I got back out to the car to get a call by the Michigan State Trooper. He asked me all the information, and then he said some extraordinary; there was not enough state troopers available to handle this non-emergency, so there was nothing he could do. He asked if over 1000 dollars damage was done to my car, I answer (truthfully) no. It just knocked out the fog light I (just weeks ago) proudly put back into it’s plastic holder.

The Trooper repeated the fact they were short handed (it was a Sunday Afternoon in sunny and mild weather), and told me that since this was nothing to worry about, I could just leave. Greatly relieved, I thanked him, shaking my head, and headed on my journey.

Maybe I just “had my glitch” for the trip. I was pretty much ready to run back home.

Sometime after that, I was in the small town of Port Sanilac. There were no real good places to dine, so I decided to wait until after I got to the Hotel room. It was a nice walk, however, along the beach on Lake Huron. Beautiful, is all I can say. The marina was a protected sleeve from the breakwater of the big lake. I watched several people pull their boats out of the slip and enjoyed the fresh and clear air.

It took me a lot longer to get to the motel room than I thought. But once I got here, I noticed no wireless internet (at least not in my room), and the television had a real annoying green tint (and no way to adjust the screen color). I asked the nice lady if I could switch rooms (I suspected, correctly, the reason I couldn’t get any Internet was my room was too far from the office). She was very helpful, and now here I am.

I’m glad the accident was nothing more than just a blow to my confidence. But, again… sometimes I think it’s just the Angels with me again, reminding me to PAY ATTENTION!!!

I still don’t know how that stupid pole got in front of my car.

Tomorrow, I had better be a little sharper. I head into the Canadian border tomorrow. I’m looking forward to seeing Niagara Falls again. It’s been two days of perfect weather, but it looks like it may rain on my parade. No matter, I plan on getting mighty wet when I visit the falls for the second time in my life. (the first time, she was wet.. LOL)…

I’m going to see about riding the Maid of the Mist too. Back to you… F*ckers!! (From the movie “Bruce Almighty”)…

Saturday, September 19, 2009

First leg of the Journey..


Saturday September 19, 2009:

171.3 miles. Left Baraboo 10:12 am. Gas: 1.49.9/ gal. Total: 37.78
Squishy penny. Pictures. Post card.

Thoughts: I was pretty grumpy. I don’t know why. Perhaps because I was awakened at 3:30 am on my phone (scaring the crap out of me…Is it my son in a horrible accident?) … and again by someone pounding on my window at 4:30 am. Drunken diatribes delivered just before my departure was not a great way to start.

I had so many reservations at first, I kept thinking I would just skip the whole thing. I mean, really?? Why does it matter? It was just a waste of time and money. And who cares?? The one thing nearly everyone could NOT understand was the fact I was traveling alone… sans solo… alto nada… So, really who cares?

But, as I was traveling along (at hypersonic speeds by the way, as I was…of course.. running late) the beautiful greenery and farm fields of Wisconsin were whizzing by, I couldn’t help but feel better. Little by little, my problems subsided and my worries (founded and un-so) diminished into the bright blue skyline.

I’ve figured out that my GPS is mentally retarded. (I know, I know…not PC…okay.. let’s jus say my GPS is insane!!).. I had a clue of this a month ago, as I took a trip up north to Wausau, where I followed it’s so-called “route guidance” to 110 miles out of the way. Again today, exactly the same. I kept scratching my head…why would it require 4 and ½ hours to reach Manitowoc? Well, the stupid thing would have you reach the port city via Oshkosh and AROUND lake Winnebago. Huh?

Like I said, crazy. Just more evidence that though technology is nice, it is never the whole answer to anyone’s problems!

I arrived at the Car Ferry port at 1:15 pm. I was so concerned about getting on time, I missed the turn in twice. Still, no problem. They led my car to the on ramp, where they took my car into the cavern of the boat. I took out my faithful Lands End shoulder bag with all my necessities; Library book, water bottle, wallet, camera and (very important) hooded sweatshirt.

I remembered the last time I took the car ferry with my son some 7 years ago, the warm sunny day gave way to windy and very chilly conditions on deck. And that was in August. I was certainly right about the sweatshirt. Though the day was clear and sunny, the waves were tall and the wind was raw.

It was a sweet ride, and I was surprised the boat was not nearly as crowded as I remember. (both a good and bad thing)… The front top deck, is populated by chairs and lounger chairs. I was shocked there were plenty for all, as I made my first home on the deck in the midday sun. I noticed there were more “elderly” people (you mean, like me?) than young. But, the guy with the Homburg Hat, pipe and brown corduroy suit was in a group with like-minded 60-somethings on what was no doubt a group adventure (Funny note, as I was picking up my car, I noticed this same man was driving….what else?? A 1996 silver Chevy HHR. I look into my future?).

Looking out about half way, you cannot see land on either side. No fishing or sailing boats either. Pretty close, I imagine to what it must feel like on the ocean. The wind whipped and the sun was bright… the constant motion of the boat was like rocking an old man to sleep. It was a short nap. However, perhaps I should not have been facing the sun… as I awoke with a definite burn to my face! Good lord, the last thing anyone needs to see is me…the chubby lobster!!!

On a temporal note: I really felt that this is the place I belong. I’ve said it so many times before… I was born in the wrong place and in the wrong time. I looked out on the waves, and I just felt like I was home. How can you explain it? A life somehow short-circuited? I was drowned in the blues and rock and roll and guitars and awash in “groupies” and alcohol… but I should have been a shipman.. first mate… a scubby.. not a townie. A mid-tech or a watchman… instead of a computer geek. A sailor… not a landlubber!

I know, it’s romanticizing it all… like a real-life movie of Titanic.. People that make their living from the sea make a hard and short life. Still, there was no doubt about the call the waves of Lake Michigan sounded to my soul. I wonder, if the sirens call be even stronger once I reach the ocean?

In just over four hours, the sweet ride on the water was over. I reached the motel here in Ludington feeling exhausted. It was almost like I was at the wheel of the boat the entire time. Odd. But my face is sun and wind burnt, my Baraboo worries are long behind me, my soul salved and my future seems again bright.

Tomorrow: Eastward… into the armpit of the America.. not far where they USED to make T-birds and bumper of steel and chrome. Now, it’s rusted and falling apart.. A testament to people that have never learned to change with the times. Buggy whips for all, I say!

Still, like any great rock and roll song, there’s still heat under the hood of that Chevy… and just like Bob Seger could tell you much better than I.. rock and roll never forgets! Eastward ho!

Yours’: The accidental tourist.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Time Time Time...


Greetings... Well, again...it has been awhile.


Starting tonight.. this blog will also be my "Travel Log Blog" for those of you who wants to follow along with the bouncing ball...

Make sure your seats and tray tables are in the UPright position (ummm... yup).. Seat belts securely fastened; Exit signs are plainly marked.


First, some back ground. About 2 years ago, I took off on a travel adventure to the Great West. It was an amazing adventure. So much so, I decided that visa vi The Bucket List... to make travel a component of my life. I was scared shitless, to be honest. What little travel I have done (to Chicago, for example) was for the most part with someone... and travel alone seemed...well, lonely, desolate, sad. In a way, travel by myself made me feel even more alone or blue than I had before.

The trip West changed all that. Of course, it was wonderful that I met up with some of my bestest friends here and there along the way...which really helped. But...I've said it before...there was a WOW around every corner.

Even though I was alone, I didn't feel alone. I felt...adventurous and free. I hope to feel that as well this time. Honestly, I'm again scared shitless...

But, there's a part of me that wants to take on the Big Apple myself. And I want to know that somewhere out there might be a better life. And if there is, perhaps growing older isn't so bad after all.

I hope you enjoy this blog. Please forgive any mature stuff....but this is the un-adulterated Dale. I suggest you turn your head. This might hurt alittle....


"While we waste time on locals, comin' through the door...

Big Apple dreamin' on a wooden floor...

New York we're coming to see what you're made of,

are you as tough as you sound?"

(Alice Cooper)