Aged Cheese

Life Lessons from an old and stupid man

 

Chapter one: Wear the Condom

Love and other diseases

The ONE

Old movies and Alone-ness

Finding your Balance / Finding yourself

 

Chapter two: The state of the stupid world

Stupid little people

Traffic

Government

Taxes

 

Chapter three: I’ve got the Music in me

 

Chapter Four: Negatives and Positives

 

Chapter five: Drinking problem

Alcoholism’s

Old Style, bowling and cigarettes

DUI’s and the incarceration shuffle…

 

Chapter Six: Stupid Politics

What’s the real difference between democrats and Republicans? Well, Democrats will tax you, take all your money, and give it to everyone; whether they need it or not. Now Republicans, they will never raise your taxes. But they will raise what they call “user fees,” take all your money, and give it to their rich friends. In the end, it doesn’t matter which side you are on, they will take all your money. DEG 2020

 

Chapter Seven: Oh, my aching… Medical woes

Plaque Psoriasis and Skin Changes

The BIG E-D

Gimmie a head with hair (or lack thereof)

Care of Colon

Doctors, Tests and Checkups, oh my!

If I only had a heart…

Lastly, keeping sharp – brain-wise

 

Chapter Eight: The Money Shot

How do you spell love? MONEY

Keeping up with the Jones’s

Saving vs. Spending

 

Chapter Nine: Stupid bosses and crappy jobs

The Peter Principle Revisited

Stupid politics (part 2)

PROCEDURES – YOU MUST HAVE PROCEDURES

The sharks in your office

Technologies – living the life of a “fixer.”

Where it all went wrong

 

Chapter Ten: Retirement

A primer for a lot of documents that will not make any sense

Dreams and dreamers

Saying goodbye.

 

Chapter Eleven: The Big Sleep

Death. Let’s talk about it.

Religion. God. And Faith.

 

Chapter Eleven: My conclusions.

Sex and Love

People

Alcohol and drugs

Politics

Medicine

Money

Working

Retirement

Death.